I joined the Vance household at the beginning of the New Year when I was just a handful. The last humans I knew left me behind when they moved. A nice man rescued me and found the Vances via facebook. I was so hungry I ate and ate and ate for days. And hid a lot. Then training began. The Vances are learning, but they are so slow. They called me Missy. Then I went to a Doctor for a Checkup. Rocky is a manly name that suits me better. That tall Vance is named Sure Shot because he has a squirt bottle full of water and there’s sure a lot of things he doesn’t like. No sneaking up the back of chairs,no surprise attacks at the knee, no jumping on keyboards – his list of rules is long. I’m coaching him – he needs to chill. Food Girl was easy to train. I just stare at her ... [Read More]