I’d like to see the Gecko get down off the luggage carousel.
Bytes said, he jumps. No, he doesn’t, said Wheels.
I said, they just show him walking off pulling his suitcase behind him. Imagine Bytes jumping off a loading dock shoulder high with a suitcase half his height. We laughed at that 6’4” image. And wondered about these:
Does Gecko have to pay full price for his seat? Except for discounts, of course.
How does he fasten his seat belt? They have seat belt extenders – do they have subtractors? With teeny tiny buckles? Or does he need a car seat with a special gecko insert? Or does he get to ride on the tray table with only his own suction cup toes to hold him securely?
What does he do with his luggage while he is on the plane? Does some overworked flight attendant have to hoist it up in the overhead bin? Maybe he travels in the overhead bin with it?? Naww – he’d be squashed by somebody’s oversized purse flung in without looking, followed by a hearty shove and then another shove to get the big coat stuffed in.
He’s been traveling cross country for a long time. In his birthday suit. What’s in that luggage anyway?
Not selling insurance and have no connection to the company…just random musings on an old commercial
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